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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • January 3, 2012 12:27 pm
            whatafoolbelieves: WaFB 3 for Hookers or Cake IIIt’s 2012! According to the Mayans we’ll all be dead by the end of the year! Don’t you want to spend your last days with something substantial, something satisfying, something silly? We three at WaFB recommend you get yourselves a copy of Hookers or Cake II by Mr. Jade Bos of the inimitable, ingenious, and insane Hookers or Cake! You can purchase it from Amazon for only $8.95! That’s next to nothing! Especially when your money will be worthless once fire owns the skies! Ahhh Joshua Luft does it again! A wonderful human being and a damn fine writer. Give him a follow and reap the bounty!

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            WaFB 3 for Hookers or Cake II

             It’s 2012! According to the Mayans we’ll all be dead by the end of the year! Don’t you want to spend your last days with something substantial, something satisfying, something silly? We three at WaFB recommend you get yourselves a copy of Hookers or Cake II by Mr. Jade Bos of the inimitable, ingenious, and insane Hookers or Cake!  That’s next to nothing! Especially when your money will be worthless once fire owns the skies!

            Ahhh Joshua Luft does it again! A wonderful human being and a damn fine writer. Give him a follow and reap the bounty!

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