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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • December 15, 2011 11:27 am
            peterfeld: Let’s just take a minute out today to curse the putrid guts of the mentally-challenged buffoon who started it all and caused so much death and pain, and ruined our future, after seizing office in a stolen election in which he was rejected by a majority of the voters, George Walker Bush. And his boss, the most evil elected official in American history, Dick Cheney.

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            Let’s just take a minute out today to curse the putrid guts of the mentally-challenged buffoon who started it all and caused so much death and pain, and ruined our future, after seizing office in a stolen election in which he was rejected by a majority of the voters, George Walker Bush. And his boss, the most evil elected official in American history, Dick Cheney.

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            12. noraleah said: amen.
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