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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • October 27, 2010 8:59 pm
            this is a picture of ?

            this is a picture of ?

            33 notes Filed under:  what the sun sounds like.,.
            1. reblogged this from hookersorcake
            2. answered: LOL its hillarious.
            3. answered: matt damon in that movie about corn
            4. answered: Lonesome third-shifts stocking shelves; a pathway to the cold pockets of the soul; Sundays.
            5. answered: jon voight? before he had the camaro that george costanza bought.
            6. answered: the reason I don’t talk to strangers any more
            7. answered: a cop
            8. answered: the age of aquarious
            9. answered: Wesley?
            10. answered: I used to buy roofies from this guy back when I used to herd cattle.
            11. answered: Chuck Norris’s son that has down syndrom?
            12. said: The Kentucky State Police Officer who charged me with wanton endangerment, possession of schedule II narcotics, possession of controlled substance, expired registration and failure to yield. At the trial, however, he was unable to identify me.
            13. said: Chuck Norris retarted son ?
            14. answered: Betty White.
            15. cowboy-killr answered: I want this to be the last thing I see before I die.
            16. answered: i dont know :D
            17. paris87 answered: it’s a self-portrait yeah?
            18. answered: Someone who wore Drakkar Noir in the 80s. A LOT.
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