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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • November 30, 2011 9:58 pm

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            Please check out my new collection of short stories called Trash and Vaudeville. It also includes some great artwork by , , and . Print copies are available here, as well as on .
            The cost is only $9.99 (plus S&H).
            I expect e-book versions to…

            Purchased! Buy it! YES!

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            6. said: really looking forward to reading this! congrats on the release!