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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • November 30, 2011 11:09 am
            Here is my T-shirt! Just to clear up any confusion, it is all four designs on one T-shirt. I don’t have the funds to create four separate shirts with individual authors just yet. If you want a shirt I am putting together a nice gift set that includes… 1 white preshrunk ringspun heavyweight cotton T-shirt with the 4 Kings of Literature design - any size 1 signed copy of my latest book Hookers or Cake Vol II 1 set of 12 postcards of the author of your choosing or a mixed set 1 pair of plastic vampire teeth 1 Hookers or Cake book mark You will get all this delivered to your door by December 23rd for $20.00 To order go to my site HookersorCake.com you wil see a buy now button in the upper left hand side that will take you to my secure PayPal vendor account. They also accept all major credit cards. If you are in Canada just ad $5 for extra postage. If Overseas: Europe ect. please add $10  If you want to add extra t-shirts you can do so for $12 per shirt. If you want to add Hookers or Cake volume I or extra copies of volume II - $5 each Ok, I think we did it. If you still have questions Message me. Thank you wonderful humans!

            Here is my T-shirt! Just to clear up any confusion, it is all four designs on one T-shirt. I don’t have the funds to create four separate shirts with individual authors just yet.

            If you want a shirt I am putting together a nice gift set that includes…

            • 1 white preshrunk ringspun heavyweight cotton T-shirt with the 4 Kings of Literature design - any size
            • 1 signed copy of my latest book Hookers or Cake Vol II
            • 1 set of 12 postcards of the author of your choosing or a mixed set
            • 1 pair of plastic vampire teeth
            • 1 Hookers or Cake book mark

            You will get all this delivered to your door by December 23rd for $20.00

            To order go to my site HookersorCake.com you wil see a buy now button in the upper left hand side that will take you to my secure PayPal vendor account. They also accept all major credit cards.

            If you are in Canada just ad $5 for extra postage. If Overseas: Europe ect. please add $10 

            If you want to add extra t-shirts you can do so for $12 per shirt.

            If you want to add Hookers or Cake volume I or extra copies of volume II - $5 each

            Ok, I think we did it. If you still have questions Message me. Thank you wonderful humans!

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