Hookers or Cake

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • November 29, 2011 10:25 pm
            I couldn’t decide which T-shirt I wanted to print so I’m gonna do all four on one. The Four Kings of Literature! If you want one of these in time for the holidays they’re on a heavyweight preshrunk ring-spun white cotton T. For $20 total, I’ll even throw in a signed book and a dozen postcards featuring the individual author pics. Free shipping and plastic vampire teeth for tumblr friends. Check out my blog if you want a set. I have a paypal button and article with more details Message me if you still have questions. Warm regards & pudding - Jade Bos VP of Lewd Pony Industries

            I couldn’t decide which T-shirt I wanted to print so I’m gonna do all four on one. The Four Kings of Literature! If you want one of these in time for the holidays they’re on a heavyweight preshrunk ring-spun white cotton T. For $20 total, I’ll even throw in a signed book and a dozen postcards featuring the individual author pics.

            Free shipping and plastic vampire teeth for tumblr friends. Check out my blog if you want a set. I have a paypal button and article with more details Message me if you still have questions.

            Warm regards & pudding - Jade Bos VP of Lewd Pony Industries

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