Our threesomes were not yer run of the mill threesomes.
My partner had to hear the commingled sounds of papers being ripped in half and Donald Ducks voice, or they simply could not stay sexually aroused. We quickly grew tired of recordings so we hired the best sound artists money could buy. Then every year we would try out the newest batch of award winning sound editors and foley artists.
Thats how I met Karl. His paper ripping was good, but it was his Donald Duck… his Donald Duck sounds ruined me and eventually ruined my marriage.