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          • October 16, 2010 10:00 pm

            I’m Back!

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            The reason I haven’t been posting lately is because I’ve been in the hospital since Tuesday. I have congestive heart failure and some other health issues that need to be dealt with or else FuzzyDave will be FuzzyDead.

            I am back home now and hope to resume my usual bloggery very soon.

            Gawldammit FD! You best not die… at least don’t die before you finish my writing project!

            Seriously buddy; feel better, get well and if you need some chicken soup I’ll mail a whole big ziplock bag full.

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            2. said: get better XD and i missed you on my dash
            3. said: oh FuzzyDave, I just woke up to see your message to say you’ve been in hospital. I hope you’ll be ok….we don’t want a FuzzyDead ~ that would be horrible! Look after yourself won’t you? :o) xx
            4. said: get well soon fuzzybear…*hugs
            5. said: oh my gosh! You can’t die! Thats horrible!
            6. said: I am glad you you are better!
            7. said: Get better!
            8. hookersorcake reblogged this from and added:
              Gawldammit FD! You best not die… at least don’t die before you finish my writing project! Seriously buddy; feel better,...
            9. hughman said: hope you’re getting all the support you need! welcome back!
            10. said: I read this after I read the Capuchine post. Sending strong positive vibes your way, Fuzzy Dave.
            11. said: so glad you’re at home where you can get some rest and figure out how to get your life a little closer to normal. keep laughing—it makes everything that much easier to bear. thinking of you!
            12. benmillett said: Get better! The last thing we want is FuzzyDead.
            13. said: Well at least it wasn’t lupus. Welcome back!
            14. sam said: Woah. Maybe that little tumblr hear will help?
            15. said: You say “congestive heart failure” so nonchalantly! Are you going to be ok?
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