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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • October 13, 2010 9:51 pm
            address4anybody: a tumblr where anybody can post. & my 2 cents When I was a little kid I thought I could sing just like Johnny Cash. I’d sit at the kitchen table drawing pictures and singing The Ring of Fire. “And it burns, burns, burns the ring of fire, the ring of fire” ”I sound just like him, don’t I!” I’d smile to my older sister. and she’d just laugh at me… I was confused, I was hurt. Why would see laugh at my powers?Each morning, looking into the bathroom mirror and brushing my teeth, I would stare into my own eyes as I shook violently. In the middle of the vibrant shaking I would see a dark stillness. And it was from this dark stillness that the man in black would step forth and take possession of me, like a whispering sonic boom. - from this warm embrace I would sing“And it burns, burns, burnsthe ring of fire,the ring of fire” and the toothpaste would run out of mind like static lec’tricitywire itself into the grout and the fused brightness flashingwould brand itself into my heart“Because your mine,     I walk the line,” I would sing, like a rabid zombie.The sweet relief in that Johnny Cash himself protected my very soul… and now my sister was gonna fuck with this?!“Ohh but the fire went wild.”And they found a piece of her everyday for the next eleven hundred years. - Hookers or Cake

            : a tumblr where anybody can post. & my 2 cents

            When I was a little kid I thought I could sing just like Johnny Cash. I’d sit at the kitchen table drawing pictures and singing The Ring of Fire.

            “And it burns, burns, burns
             the ring of fire,
             the ring of fire”

             ”I sound just like him, don’t I!” I’d smile to my older sister. and she’d just laugh at me… I was confused, I was hurt. Why would see laugh at my powers?

            Each morning, looking into the bathroom mirror and brushing my teeth, I would stare into my own eyes as I shook violently. In the middle of the vibrant shaking I would see a dark stillness. And it was from this dark stillness that the man in black would step forth and take possession of me, like a whispering sonic boom. - from this warm embrace I would sing

            “And it burns, burns, burns
            the ring of fire,
            the ring of fire”

            and the toothpaste would run out of mind like static lec’tricity
            wire itself into the grout
            and the fused brightness flashing
            would brand itself into my heart

            “Because your mine,
                 I walk the line,”

            I would sing, like a rabid zombie.

            The sweet relief in that Johnny Cash himself protected my very soul… and now my sister was gonna fuck with this?!

            “Ohh but the fire went wild.”

            And they found a piece of her everyday for the next eleven hundred years.

            - Hookers or Cake

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