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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • October 12, 2010 8:23 am
            Andrew Probert the designer of the helicopter for Air Wolf, The delorean in Back to the Futute, & a bunch of Star Trek stuff. From the looks of this picture, Mr. Probert may have also invented Steely Dan & cocaine… can you think of anything else he may have invented?

            Andrew Probert the designer of the helicopter for Air Wolf, The delorean in Back to the Futute, & a bunch of Star Trek stuff.

            From the looks of this picture, Mr. Probert may have also invented Steely Dan & cocaine… can you think of anything else he may have invented?

            1. answered: the cotton gin
            2. answered: anal beads made out of disco balls
            3. answered: Orange juicers
            4. answered: He almost looks as if he is in a witness protection program ;)
            5. answered: Joaquin Phoenix’s new look, for one thing.
            6. answered: The Flowbee Mustache and Beard Trimmer
            7. answered: consentual choke sex.
            8. answered: Rrrick’s ex-wife.
            9. said: Hey, I totally spelled that wrong. I’m on the phone with my son. Whoever said women are good at multitasking was not including me !
            10. answered: Loggins & Massina, the “montage” sequence idea???
            11. answered: lol
            12. answered: The beard.
            13. answered: Members only jackets, the theme song to Family Ties, and Chex Mix.
            14. answered: He invented the telephone lookingglassreview.com/…
            15. answered: He was the inspiration for Sly Stallone’s look in Night Hawks. uncoached.com/wp-cont…
            16. answered: Accidental Anal?
            17. said: I heard he was also a choreographer and invented some of the more memorable Solid Gold dancer’s moves. And I believe it.
            18. answered: Yacht rock?
            19. answered: The first self-cleaning litter box, the beer koozie, Just For Men®
            20. answered: Andrew Probert is the inventor of the :”Your Mum” jokes
            21. answered: shoe bombs and trick-or-treating
            22. answered: Zach Galifianakis.
            23. answered: The “CHUN-CHUN” sound at the beginning of “Law & Order” and the 8-Ball
            24. answered: kenny’s rogers signature look, blue blocker sunglasses and 70’s porn
            25. answered: Or maybe he also invented a smarter way to smuggle in cocaine in one of those helicopters.
            26. answered: I think he buys phil specters guns off of an illegal bidding site
            27. said: Maybe he invented the BG’s style!
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