Google Earth Live has evolved so much that I’ve been zooming in on my job site and recording it daily on my computer. Then in the evening I come home, eat dinner by myself and watch myself work. I watch my coworkers. I watch myself go to lunch across the street to the sandwich shop. I can look at all the pretty girls who walk by at my leisure. Girls who I’d never dare leer at in real life, because I’m not a creep.
Its all pretty interesting but I’ve decided that I need more, so I planted a directional microphone in my pants. I can record sound and sync it up with the video when I get home. I’ve gotten to where I’m pretty good at amplifying the sound and being able to zoom in the picture. I can see and hear almost everything that is going on around me for 100 yards. The only trouble I have is with reflections and echos. For instance one time I zoomed in on a topless women sunbathing only to discover when I zoomed out, that I’d masturbated to a branch of a tree. Yesterday I zoomed in on a women at the train stop who was breast feeding her baby only then to witness a murder. Today at lunch I saw a bunch of construction workers on break. They were drinking frappuccinos, whistling and staring at something all wide eyed. I couldn’t see what they were looking at so when I got home I zoomed in and all I could see was a little bird, with a broken wing, trying to fly.
