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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • November 6, 2011 10:53 pm
            69 notes Filed under:  THats the point, right?, Walking Dead, inspiration,.
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            3. thedailydoodles said: I still watch each week, and each week I keep saying to the TV “THEY’RE BLOWING IT”. Such an easy show to make awesome! It’s so obvious, and they’re totally fucking it up with stupid characters.
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            14. said: I love this show! That “swimmer walker” was soooo gross tonight! But yay for nerd boy getting some love in the pharmacy.
            15. said: THE DIALOGUE IS THE WORST!
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