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          • November 2, 2011 12:19 am
            I remember one Halloween I got half a pillow sack full of candy. When I got home I poured it out and just looked at it. I’d never seen so much candy. Later that night, lying in bed, it occurred to me that my family knew of my candys whereabouts, so I got up and slaughtered them in their beds. Then I killed the neighbors and eventually the whole damn town. After that I opened a chain of town killing restaurants and that’s when things really started to take off. From the book - Fuck Deese Bitches! by Kali Ma


            I remember one Halloween I got half a pillow sack full of candy. When I got home I poured it out and just looked at it. I’d never seen so much candy. Later that night, lying in bed, it occurred to me that my family knew of my candys whereabouts, so I got up and slaughtered them in their beds. Then I killed the neighbors and eventually the whole damn town. After that I opened a chain of town killing restaurants and that’s when things really started to take off.

            From the book - Fuck Deese Bitches! by Kali Ma

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