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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • September 30, 2010 11:21 am
            You’ve probably seen that Arthur Penn, the director of Bonnie & Clyde, passed away this week. Bonnie & Clyde was a damn good movie but I’ve always known him as the director of one of the best movies ever, Little Big Man. 1970 - Dustin Hoffman - If you haven’t seen it…

            You’ve probably seen that Arthur Penn, the director of Bonnie & Clyde, passed away this week. Bonnie & Clyde was a damn good movie but I’ve always known him as the director of one of the best movies ever, Little Big Man. 1970 - Dustin Hoffman - If you haven’t seen it…

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            2. said: This and “Tootsie” should be immortalized in a Dustin Hoffman time capsule. Forget “The Graduate”. Dustin is a sexual time bomb in a dress.
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