fuck yeah buddy
I taught the devil how to eat ham
I made love to Venus
as she held one of them voice box modulators
onto my heart
and let me tell ya
when rock hard desire explodes into pure emotion?
that’s how great rock bands are formed
and kids, last week, your uncle Frank met a girl
who was… well lets just say
she was 3 1/2 rock bands and
a case of delightful breakfast snacks
a bright eyed giggler
who spanked the sun with rowing oars
or as the say in XIEXIEZHU, China
she was 6’3 and 400 pounds
and that was just her teeeeeeeeth
well dontcha know, that little pepperpuss spun Franks sprinklers
till he didn’t understand time no more
he kept showing up in the middle of historic battles
and celebratory mall openings
with long cuts in his liver
wounds that spoke of delicate mysteries
mysteries so nuanced that they
couldn’t be handled by our hot little minds
so Frank spent most weekends out in the driveway
crying some form of darkness
we knew that the marriage was doomed but we put on our smiles
and our best spantanklers
and wished em the best
those crazy fucking kids
they always
follow the sunset into the sea
