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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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As many of might know, October is Breast Cancer awareness month. And while I assure you that I adore breasts and cancer. I wanted to make everyone aware of the facts. Colon, rectal, and prostrate cancers kill twice as many people as breast cancer does. So this November I will help in painting the town brown to help raise awareness for ass cancer.
Bill O’Reilly has also agreed to be the spokesman, as he is an highly celebrated asshole and a cancer.
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