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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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Holy Hell! Barnes and Noble is having a goddamn fire sale on my book. $9 dollaz! its soo damn cheap you can’t afford not to buy. Right?
I hate promoting… but these books they just sit in a warehouse all day. In the dark. Waiting for the sweet delicious grace of hands - to be devoured by eyes - to be laughed with - to be thrown about - slept on by the cat…
Good people of planet earth, for less than 2 1/2 cents a day you can give one of these poor little bastards a home.
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