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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • September 17, 2010 7:16 pm
            TGIF… except I’ve gotta work Saturday. I’ve been working 60 hours a week so not much writing or tumblr’n.   oh and BTW construction workers get confused when your hard hat has a pretty kitty decal on it. I guess post ironic glee has yet to reach the working class. So now when guys ask me “Whats the deal with the kitty cat?!” I just tell em I’m fucking nuts and then with my best Carol Channing impersonation I say to my hammer, “Isn’t that right?! you fluffy fluffy bunny!” funny how everyone understands crazy.

            TGIF…

            except I’ve gotta work Saturday. I’ve been working 60 hours a week so not much writing or tumblr’n.

              oh and BTW construction workers get confused when your hard hat has a pretty kitty decal on it. I guess post ironic glee has yet to reach the working class. So now when guys ask me “Whats the deal with the kitty cat?!” I just tell em I’m fucking nuts and then with my best Carol Channing impersonation I say to my hammer, “Isn’t that right?! you fluffy fluffy bunny!”

            funny how everyone understands crazy.

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