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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • September 25, 2011 12:42 am
            How wildly it all staggers and swims about…  My friend Todd had interactive tattoos of social networking buttons installed where his genitalia used to be, every time someone would add him on twitter he shook with an orgasmic frenzy that would make an epileptic porn star blush. I on the other hand was far more practical. I just had the Domino’s pizza tracker, interactive tattoo, installed in my penis. I order a pizza and by the time its ‘out for delivery’, so am I. Deep in my lovers embrace. some nights I lose all sense of time and space. Sometimes I imagine that my sexual desire is in fact making people hungry and that if I don’t ‘deliver’ then no one gets pizza. Do you understand? I have become a God! Sure, maybe its the chemicals or maybe, just maybe I want to feed the world my love. I weep, eat, and fuck and because there is only this moments it all blends and swirls into a devouring cosmic roar. An Om with anchovies. I’m at your door feeding all the whores that we know ourselves to be.

            How wildly it all staggers and swims about… 

            My friend Todd had interactive tattoos of social networking buttons installed where his genitalia used to be, every time someone would add him on twitter he shook with an orgasmic frenzy that would make an epileptic porn star blush.

            I on the other hand was far more practical. I just had the Domino’s pizza tracker, interactive tattoo, installed in my penis. I order a pizza and by the time its ‘out for delivery’, so am I.

            Deep in my lovers embrace.

            some nights I lose all sense of time and space.

            Sometimes I imagine that my sexual desire is in fact making people hungry and that if I don’t ‘deliver’ then no one gets pizza. Do you understand? I have become a God! Sure, maybe its the chemicals or maybe, just maybe I want to feed the world my love. I weep, eat, and fuck and because there is only this moments it all blends and swirls into a devouring cosmic roar. An Om with anchovies.

            I’m at your door

            feeding all the whores

            that we know ourselves to be.

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            6. said: I’ll take a large half-naked with anchovies & olives, extra garlic. How long will that take?
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