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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • September 22, 2011 1:23 am
            Its 3 a.m. and you’ve broken all the sex toys the waffle maker too. So now you sit in silence forced to recognize the deathless awareness that is the core of your being. “…when I created the devil, I shook the whole time. I knew I shouldn’t be doing it, but holy fuck! The thrill! As if my blood turned white hot and breathless - anything was possible. That and the devil was just toooo sexy. The endless curves and teeth - like the smell of damp earth, like the longing to tear the flesh. Shhheeeit, I couldn’t help myself.”  Good and evil arise simultaneously and fuck and kill and eat all the donuts. A jubilant slaughter drinking a 12 pack with mayor’s daughter The summer dusk coming down like, for fuckin’ ever man!

            Its 3 a.m. and you’ve broken all the sex toys

            the waffle maker too.

            So now you sit in silence

            forced to recognize

            the deathless awareness that is the core of your being.

            “…when I created the devil, I shook the whole time. I knew I shouldn’t be doing it, but holy fuck! The thrill! As if my blood turned white hot and breathless - anything was possible. That and the devil was just toooo sexy. The endless curves and teeth - like the smell of damp earth, like the longing to tear the flesh. Shhheeeit, I couldn’t help myself.” 

            Good and evil arise simultaneously

            and fuck and kill and eat all the donuts.

            A jubilant slaughter

            drinking a 12 pack with mayor’s daughter

            The summer dusk coming down

            like, for fuckin’ ever man!

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