Hookers or Cake

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • August 30, 2010 12:00 pm
            whatafoolbelieves: Drunken Knife-Wielding Masked Warriors Love Hookers or Cake!Why should non-Drunken Knife-Wielding Masked Warriors check out the book?  A quote from the above warrior’s favorite story, “In Search of Chocolate Thunder”, says it best: “(T)here is a lot of pain and confusion in this old world but not nearly enough cake.” Oh hellz yeah! Famed author Josh Luft (WhataFoolBelieves) gets in the spirit.

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            Drunken Knife-Wielding Masked Warriors Love Hookers or Cake!

            Why should non-Drunken Knife-Wielding Masked Warriors check out ?  A quote from the above warrior’s favorite story, “In Search of Chocolate Thunder”, says it best: “(T)here is a lot of pain and confusion in this old world but not nearly enough cake.”

            Oh hellz yeah!

            Famed author Josh Luft () gets in the spirit.

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