Hookers or Cake

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • August 26, 2010 1:52 am
            jimmythemustascheman: Can I take a moment to gush all over this hand drawn original? I am honored to have in my hands a piece of history, I mean, his or her story. Thanks Jade, a buzzillion times. You are very kind. Hey your welcome buddy! I’m glad ya like it. Guys like you make tumblr fun. Everyone else should be getting their books in the next day or 2!

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            Can I take a moment to gush all over this hand drawn original? I am honored to have in my hands a piece of history, I mean, his or her story. Thanks Jade, a buzzillion times. You are very kind.

            Hey your welcome buddy! I’m glad ya like it. Guys like you make tumblr fun.

            Everyone else should be getting their books in the next day or 2!

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              Hey your welcome buddy! I’m glad ya like it. Guys like you make tumblr fun. Everyone else should be getting their books...
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