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I voted for this to be the cover of the New Revised King Rick James version of The Holy Bible… of course the editors shot it down.
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Let’s play “The Vagina Game.”
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Players reblog with movie titles, and in each title, one word must be substituted with the word “vagina.”
I’ll start :
My Big Fat Greek Vagina
War of the Vaginas
Finding Vagina
Into The Vagina
the vagina dairies.
loose vagina.
Harry Vagina and the Order of the Phoenix
Inglourious Vaginas
the breakfast vagina
The Great Vagina Caper
WHITE VAGINAS CAN’T JUMP
12 Angry Vaginas
by Peter Vidani. For .
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