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thisistheglamorous:
(raided from the old TITG)
this is me
on pcp
falling in love
with combo #3
til I can’t tell where I end
and the tastiness begins
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Life summarized in four bottles.
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” she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn’t seem to be living until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over and white and then, ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screaming. The ocean turns red and despite all the pounding and hollering, they all come in and they rip you to pieces.”
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yeah I think we have torture and the war on terror all wrong.
Take all the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay and tease em with some really hot chicks. If they tell us everything they know and it checks out… they get to spend the night with the ladies. Then we take them back to the Middle East and let them go. I promise you the next day 500 dudes would show up waving white flags with Osama’s head on a stick.
Scarlett Johansson you can end this!
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