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Raindrops — Tindersticks
gawd I’m a silly dum maudlin bitch for old Tindersticks
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Legend was that someone was giving acid to the gorillas at the zoo
it was the end times, the best of times, no one knew what to do
The cops got an urgent call
Gorilla in a clown suit loose at the mall
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I want this - perhaps we replace THE CONSTITUTION
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Wild At Heart - Jingle Dale
Crispin Glover - One of the best cameo appearances ever
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Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
for Manny Pacquiao
what a terribly awesome song!
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Last night Paquiao destroyed Cotto with a TKO in the 12th
afterward at the press conference, with his head bandaged
he sang, Sometimes When We Touch.
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sup girl, nice hat.
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