mollypeck asked: My dog just faced this dilemma upon returning from his evening walk! He encountered two girls all dolled up in the hallway who were so vanilla-body-sprayed that it was unclear to him if they were "hookers or cake"?! He froze, tried not to look at them, and considered tasting them.

thefuzzydave: The reason I haven’t been posting lately is because I’ve been in the hospital since Tuesday. I have congestive heart failure and some other health issues that need to be dealt with or else FuzzyDave will be FuzzyDead. I am back home now and hope to resume my usual bloggery very soon. Gawldammit FD! You best not die… at least don’t die before you finish my writing...