Spend some fucking money! That’ll pep you up ya hot bright monkey. Buy some shiny things and twirl them in front of your eyes and wonder. Invite some friends over and wander in wonder together, you fucking nut. Happy Holidays!
I love people. Sure we get arrogant about spiritual advice and lord knows I’m a total fucking movie snob, but underneath it we’re all just stupid fucking animals. And I like animals. Don’t you? You’d better. You’re surrounded.
"Get out of the house! The call is coming from inside the house! The call is coming from inside the house! Get out! hurry!"
I kept searching for love. Really, I was just looking for my mother. I met some nice people and held hands with a mermaid that sang me to sleep.
I followed an enlightened guru because he reminded me of my dad, whom I’d never met. Of course I didn’t know it at the time. Like most people I never much questioned my motives. I was just scrambin around try to feel good or at least get out of the fucking cold and rain. It was the worst heavy metal ballad ever.
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god, luckily we can just charge it. Salvation has incredibly low rates. In fact its nothing, just like my dad and god and all of us. Still its a mighty nice nothingness, no matter the weather. Perhaps the most tedious power ballad ever, but I still like it.
Hell, I love all of ya. (raises a glass) “To nothing!”

Spend some fucking money! That’ll pep you up ya hot bright monkey. Buy some shiny things and twirl them in front of your eyes and wonder. Invite some friends over and wander in wonder together, you fucking nut. Happy Holidays!

I love people. Sure we get arrogant about spiritual advice and lord knows I’m a total fucking movie snob, but underneath it we’re all just stupid fucking animals. And I like animals. Don’t you? You’d better. You’re surrounded.

"Get out of the house! The call is coming from inside the house! The call is coming from inside the house! Get out! hurry!"

I kept searching for love. Really, I was just looking for my mother. I met some nice people and held hands with a mermaid that sang me to sleep.

I followed an enlightened guru because he reminded me of my dad, whom I’d never met. Of course I didn’t know it at the time. Like most people I never much questioned my motives. I was just scrambin around try to feel good or at least get out of the fucking cold and rain. It was the worst heavy metal ballad ever.

All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god, luckily we can just charge it. Salvation has incredibly low rates. In fact its nothing, just like my dad and god and all of us. Still its a mighty nice nothingness, no matter the weather. Perhaps the most tedious power ballad ever, but I still like it.

Hell, I love all of ya. (raises a glass) “To nothing!”