Dear TumblrStaff.
Why would you forbid us from eating of the tree of knowledge?
Half-assed gods working their way backward is no way to run a business.
We built this city on tits & kitten GIFs
Now there’s 100% less chance of seeing God/user I stalk’s “adult content”
We could just cover these nipples with the blood of our wolfmother.
Represent the genitalia with mechanical fruit.
Cyborg fuck party. (edit out the offensive clanking)
Stiction
Robots out of lube?
or sticky fiction?
Is it pornographic because it’s shallow?
Pornography: Sexual content for sexual arousal - Fucking for fucks sake!
What if the spectacle literally fucks my brains out and I lose all sense of soul-crushing self? What if we fuck planets? Slather ourselves with the primal mud? At what degree of washing ourselves clean does it become pornographic? Fuck ourselves free of form. Isn’t that what the universe is? Order fucking chaos? Chaos fucking order? The infinite mystery.
“Stumbled into the muck, you must fuck yourself free” - The Buddha (probably)
What if it’s just performance art? Performance art is almost never sexy - unless you know the artist. The accountant at my old job invited me to a show where they flagellated themselves with a whole Buffalo’s liver until they were one raw symbiosis of quivering flesh. Then they roasted themselves with a creme brulee torch and the entire audience ate of them as they read us our rights.
The right to remain speechless with a mouth full of flesh is easy, but silence is impossible!
If you ever sit alone at an orgy in silent contemplation the moaning and sex noises swell into a impossible cascading OM. (It’s really funny at first too) My partner, made aware of this phenomena, couldn’t erase it from their mind, so they wore earplugs. Then added a blindfold. Eventually they covered themselves with feathers and become an instructor of modern dance.
Fucked into oblivion,
I don’t want anyone else there
It takes away from the oblivion part =)
Maybe once I get the hang of it
Then we can let the audience in
Charge admission
so they can watch me
repent my sin
It’s all so obvious - the solution to everything is
Excruciating Dissolution
(aka the name of my first high school band)
Warmest regards in wolf mothers blood,
Jade Bos - hookersorcake









