Jade Bos

Jade Bos

Life is a knife we fuck death with
If this is the last days there are so many inappropriate things I wanted to say to you. First, you sexy filthy animal is that you, this carnal beast, is but the tip of the proverbial iceberg. You and I - we all -...

Life is a knife we fuck death with

If this is the last days there are so many inappropriate things I wanted to say to you. First, you sexy filthy animal is that you, this carnal beast, is but the tip of the proverbial iceberg. You and I - we all - are everything - fucking and killing and ignoring each others txts.

We created time to unwind our holy mind
To fuck and kill, but mostly to ignore

eachother
ourselves

Being sad & alone
like making love to the infinite
mystery

Tonight
as the snow falls
let us

fall in love
again
like the first time we kissed

the time we missed
alone
the simple movement
of reaching out

the thrill of it all

that someone wanted us
in all our hideous
sweaty glory

THIS

MAGIC

FUCKING

MOMENT

NOW

draw your breathe in
slow ragged and wild
!LIVE! you wild fuck

for once! For yourself or her or himthem

us
we

this wild junk wins again

life happens
staggeringly odd

broken - cool
ridiculous

I love you/us/we
in this strange wonderful dance
life

TGIF!

TGIF!

(via theoddsideofme)

Dear fellow Tumblr users
Don’t fucking quit me cuz some half-assed puritan robot is dicing up cucumber salad in cyberspace. I promise to feed you or at least lay out a feast for the minds communion with the eternal.
Anything and everything can be...

Dear fellow Tumblr users

Don’t fucking quit me cuz some half-assed puritan robot is dicing up cucumber salad in cyberspace. I promise to feed you or at least lay out a feast for the minds communion with the eternal.

Anything and everything can be pornographic in the right light. Sure who doesn’t love a good blood orgy at Dennys’ but sometimes a little sly sophistication can be sexy. Not that I bake such delicacies. I’m still 5 yrs old making mud pies and drying them in the sun…

But lets get down to brass tacks. The internet has plenty of porn - what it needs a fucklotta more art. 

So lets make pornographic bibles
to fry robot minds
unwind time
this line between
you and me

It’s like the time they made me stop saying the word motherfucker in church. I always said it lovingly as a homage to the late great Miles Davis, but some people who don’t live as the annihilating joy that is the heart of all things got upset. I get it. You’re uptight. You’ve been trapped in your dull little bean counting mind for so long that something inside you died and now you want to destroy all that is wonderful and delicious. You can’t have your cake and eat it too because you can’t even taste it, let alone bake it, so deny everyone pleasure. Nice job captain shit head.

But just because I was forbade to use the word mutherfucker in my sermons I didn’t get bitter and quit the church. I got delicious in the middle of the night with coven of witches in the baptismal fount. 

Hear me.

Don’t let this stupid little world tell you who or what you can be or do. Don’t shut down and run away. Stay fucking gold bronyboy! Make love to everything with your impossible mind. Fall out of form and time and then tie that wild bitch back up into your own sweet muthafuckin’ reality. You are alive and anything/everything is possible. Turn this nervous breakdown into a ridiculous striptease for the blind in the night to see.

Hear my prayer dear friends & enemies!

Your eternal muthafucker in Christ

Jade Bos - hookersorcake

Dear TumblrStaff.
Why would you forbid us from eating of the tree of knowledge?
Half-assed gods working their way backward is no way to run a business.
We built this city on tits & kitten GIFs
Now there’s 100% less chance of seeing God/user I stalk’s...

Dear TumblrStaff.

Why would you forbid us from eating of the tree of knowledge?

Half-assed gods working their way backward is no way to run a business.

We built this city on tits & kitten GIFs

Now there’s 100% less chance of seeing God/user I stalk’s “adult content”

We could just cover these nipples with the blood of our wolfmother.

Represent the genitalia with mechanical fruit.

Cyborg fuck party. (edit out the offensive clanking) 

Stiction  
Robots out of lube?
or sticky fiction?

Is it pornographic because it’s shallow?

Pornography: Sexual content for sexual arousal - Fucking for fucks sake!

What if the spectacle literally fucks my brains out and I lose all sense of soul-crushing self? What if we fuck planets? Slather ourselves with the primal mud? At what degree of washing ourselves clean does it become pornographic? Fuck ourselves free of form. Isn’t that what the universe is? Order fucking chaos? Chaos fucking order? The infinite mystery.

“Stumbled into the muck, you must fuck yourself free” - The Buddha (probably)

What if it’s just performance art? Performance art is almost never sexy - unless you know the artist. The accountant at my old job invited me to a show where they flagellated themselves with a whole Buffalo’s liver until they were one raw symbiosis of quivering flesh. Then they roasted themselves with a creme brulee torch and the entire audience ate of them as they read us our rights.

The right to remain speechless with a mouth full of flesh is easy, but silence is impossible!

If you ever sit alone at an orgy in silent contemplation the moaning and sex noises swell into a impossible cascading OM. (It’s really funny at first too) My partner, made aware of this phenomena, couldn’t erase it from their mind, so they wore earplugs. Then added a blindfold. Eventually they covered themselves with feathers and become an instructor of modern dance.

Fucked into oblivion,
I don’t want anyone else there
It takes away from the oblivion part =)

Maybe once I get the hang of it
Then we can let the audience in

Charge admission
so they can watch me
repent my sin

It’s all so obvious - the solution to everything is

Excruciating Dissolution
(aka the name of my first high school band)

Warmest regards in wolf mothers blood,

Jade Bos - hookersorcake

hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...
hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...
hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...
hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...
hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...
hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...
hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...
hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...
hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...
hookersorcake:
“ its all one big orgy
if you could only
shed
your ridiculous
mind
”
Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye...

hookersorcake:

its all one big orgy

if you could only

shed

your ridiculous

mind

Hookers or Cake started almost 10 years ago as a mildly NSFW blog where I posted tits & terrible poetry. And now it’s come full circle and I’ve gotten several goodbye messages from friends leaving… it’s sad.

I’ll try and stick around and fuck with the man. Cuz fuck you man! Maybe I’ll reblog some old NSFW stuff until they kill me. 

Sometimes it feels like I live in a ski lodge. (at Shelby, North Carolina)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrEmUMdn5pJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c5uac7tw9nzr

Sometimes it feels like I live in a ski lodge. (at Shelby, North Carolina)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrEmUMdn5pJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c5uac7tw9nzr

sunsetgun:
“Feeling down? Here’s Lee Marvin in a field of flowers.
”
TGIF!

sunsetgun:

Feeling down? Here’s Lee Marvin in a field of flowers.

TGIF!

(via devastationwagon)

There is a new home renovation TV show
The homes are remodeled into state of the art luxurious jails
100% secure
with no prisoners
other than the owners
they escaped years ago
the old fashioned way
R.I.P
There is a new home renovation TV show
The...


There is a new home renovation TV show
The homes are remodeled into state of the art luxurious jails
100% secure
with no prisoners
other than the owners
they escaped years ago
the old fashioned way
R.I.P

There is a new home renovation TV show
The homes are demolished
the former occupants bodies discarded
their brains kept in self sustaining boxes
with fabulous internet connections
they live in virtual reality
where they can do anything
they sit in palatial palaces overlooking an ocean
surfing facebook and forums where they argue about color

There is a new home renovation TV show
everyone is dead
and loving it
of course they’re all afraid of dying

Regina had her first art show at Greenbrook Design tonight! So proud!!! (at Shelby, North Carolina)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpGNfAjlq-e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=174j4pvuzdggs

Regina had her first art show at Greenbrook Design tonight! So proud!!! (at Shelby, North Carolina)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpGNfAjlq-e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=174j4pvuzdggs

Visiting my old guru.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo2rtVlluF4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16dgqc5iqnibz