Dear fellow Tumblr users
Don’t fucking quit me cuz some half-assed puritan robot is dicing up cucumber salad in cyberspace. I promise to feed you or at least lay out a feast for the minds communion with the eternal.
Anything and everything can be pornographic in the right light. Sure who doesn’t love a good blood orgy at Dennys’ but sometimes a little sly sophistication can be sexy. Not that I bake such delicacies. I’m still 5 yrs old making mud pies and drying them in the sun…
But lets get down to brass tacks. The internet has plenty of porn - what it needs a fucklotta more art.
So lets make pornographic bibles
to fry robot minds
unwind time
this line between
you and me
It’s like the time they made me stop saying the word motherfucker in church. I always said it lovingly as a homage to the late great Miles Davis, but some people who don’t live as the annihilating joy that is the heart of all things got upset. I get it. You’re uptight. You’ve been trapped in your dull little bean counting mind for so long that something inside you died and now you want to destroy all that is wonderful and delicious. You can’t have your cake and eat it too because you can’t even taste it, let alone bake it, so deny everyone pleasure. Nice job captain shit head.
But just because I was forbade to use the word mutherfucker in my sermons I didn’t get bitter and quit the church. I got delicious in the middle of the night with coven of witches in the baptismal fount.
Hear me.
Don’t let this stupid little world tell you who or what you can be or do. Don’t shut down and run away. Stay fucking gold bronyboy! Make love to everything with your impossible mind. Fall out of form and time and then tie that wild bitch back up into your own sweet muthafuckin’ reality. You are alive and anything/everything is possible. Turn this nervous breakdown into a ridiculous striptease for the blind in the night to see.
Hear my prayer dear friends & enemies!
Your eternal muthafucker in Christ
Jade Bos - hookersorcake









