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As a teen you followed your dream landed a job at the world famous art museum  The only opening was in doggy daycare
The rich patrons would comedripping jewelry and fur
Drop off their little sweeties with designer bags full of treats  toys and elaborate letters explaining complicated conditions and personality quirksThe hours you spent  painstakingly training each pup to play dead
so that when Mummsie would return the entire museum would be treated with a holy shriek an aria of grief
Then the magical moment  the holy miracle Arise Fluffy!
That was the moment you fell in love with that split second where no one knew what anything was anymore
Spilled tears uncertain before turning back into diamonds even the furs unknowingly purred for a brief loving swim
Then the stiffening realization  a mask hastily rearranged a few quick kisses and suspicious glances business as usual

As a teen you followed your dream
landed a job at the world famous art museum
The only opening was in doggy daycare

The rich patrons would come
dripping jewelry and fur

Drop off their little sweeties
with designer bags full of treats
toys and elaborate letters explaining
complicated conditions and personality quirks

The hours you spent
painstakingly training each pup
to play dead

so that when Mummsie would return
the entire museum would be treated
with a holy shriek
an aria of grief

Then the magical moment
the holy miracle
Arise Fluffy!

That was the moment you fell in love with
that split second where no one knew
what anything was anymore

Spilled tears uncertain
before turning back into diamonds
even the furs unknowingly purred
for a brief loving swim

Then the stiffening realization
a mask hastily rearranged
a few quick kisses and suspicious glances
business as usual

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TGIF
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Basically you have to subjugate your mindto pancakes and the dull hollering thudof birds flying into the window
You have to be ready to run across an open fieldor eat fudgsicles for two to three months
You have to lose yourself in…well, I’d suggest loosing yourself in pleasure firstif you can manage, like making love or musicand then slowly edging into cold darkness
but if you’re born in darkness don’t worryit’s actually easier
Trust me when I say, don’t worry about death and darknessin the end you’ll just fall in love with everythingand everything will fall in love with you
It all falls aparttogether in the dark
That’s another funny thing about Jesus,he never farted much, but when he didhe thought it was hilarious

This Music

Basically you have to subjugate your mind
to pancakes and the dull hollering thud
of birds flying into the window

You have to be ready to run across an open field
or eat fudgsicles for two to three months

You have to lose yourself in…
well, I’d suggest loosing yourself in pleasure first
if you can manage, like making love or music
and then slowly edging into cold darkness

but if you’re born in darkness don’t worry
it’s actually easier

Trust me when I say, don’t worry
about death and darkness
in the end you’ll just fall in love with everything
and everything will fall in love with you

It all falls apart
together in the dark

That’s another funny thing about Jesus,
he never farted much, but when he did
he thought it was hilarious

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godlessgreg:

postchildmusic:

The almighty owl [GIF] - Imgur

Owl yeah mutha fucka…

godlessgreg:

postchildmusic:

The almighty owl [GIF] - Imgur

Owl yeah mutha fucka…

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Jesus came back, but spent most of his time in museums looking at old paintings of himself.

Jesus came back, but spent most of his time in museums looking at old paintings of himself.

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shiny nail in roadcries for union with your tirehappy honeymoon!

shiny nail in road
cries for union with your tire
happy honeymoon!

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Poems are secretssecrets for the tongue and teethrecipes for fantasyhappily incomprehensibleto the accountant mind
poems are magic spellstransforming nightmaresinto mysterious lovers
poems are a secret passageinto a secret room lost long agoa forgotten dream
a secret room opensinto a secret housea secret foresta secret world
a secret that waitsshivering stillin plain sightlike a razor

Poems are secrets
secrets for the tongue and teeth
recipes for fantasy
happily incomprehensible
to the accountant mind

poems are magic spells
transforming nightmares
into mysterious lovers

poems are a secret passage
into a secret room
lost long ago
a forgotten dream

a secret room opens
into a secret house
a secret forest
a secret world

a secret that waits
shivering still
in plain sight
like a razor

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There once was a hole in a bucketWhose holiness was so long it could suck itIt said with a grin wiping a tear from its chinif my heart was a lie I’d still fuck it

There once was a hole in a bucket
Whose holiness was so long it could suck it
It said with a grin wiping a tear from its chin
if my heart was a lie I’d still fuck it

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On not finding hot fudge sundaes in archeological digs
There is no answer in the mindonly the tick tock ticking reduction of timeonly ashes in beautiful urns
We are more than what we thinkand luckily much lessThe ridiculous errand of salvationis kaput
everyone is perfectly fucked
A pilgrimage to the holy Queen of Dairycryogenicly freeze the brainin a Blizzard (mint oreo!)
lets pretend we don’t know what anything islets bask in the one truthunknowing

On not finding hot fudge sundaes in archeological digs

There is no answer in the mind
only the tick tock ticking
reduction of time
only ashes in beautiful urns

We are more than what we think
and luckily much less
The ridiculous errand of salvation
is kaput

everyone is perfectly fucked

A pilgrimage to the holy Queen of Dairy
cryogenicly freeze the brain
in a Blizzard (mint oreo!)

lets pretend we don’t know
what anything is
lets bask in the one truth
unknowing

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So, when is ‘National Shoplift at Hobby Lobby Day’?